Thoughts, jokes, and political commentary from a sardonic, outspoken, fun loving, sassy,
30 something female.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Oh Goody!

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Looks like we all made out like bandits with Citigroup:

Citigroup Stock Sale Rakes in Big Bucks

This is SUCH good news...since Frannie and Freddie are gonna need it!

Freddie and Fannie Fall to the Great Empire

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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And they say we don't manufacture anything in the U.S. anymore...
We do so....we make REAR GEAR!
"What's Rear Gear?" you say.

I'll let the company's founder explain:
"Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side."

Get the whole amazing story here:

Hmmm.....covering unsightly physical features....do they make these in face size? I could think of a few people I would like to see "geared".

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

My Prius Went "Autoban"....Sikes!

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It looks like Toyota can close the books on their Cali Prius scandal:

It Couldn't Have Been Our Problem!

Interestingly enough, their initial test of their product before market didn't reveal any problems either. Hmmm....

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Does Botox Lower IQ?

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Oh Nancy...say it isn't so!

While you've nipped and tucked and pulled and plucked to look your very best, you've been robbed of not only your youth, but your intelligence as well! It's the botox...the botox, sweetheart!

Kabuki Pelosi and Her Delusional Grandstanding!

"What has happened in the last year, in the past year, in the United States Senate is a total obstruction by the Republican senators," Pelosi said.

How in the world does someone get to become the speaker of the house when they can't understand the concept of "SUPER MAJORITY"? It would actually be pathetic to hear her rant- over...and over....and OVER again- if her obstructionist song and dance wasn't political pandering aimed at confusing all of us "uneducated-about-the-process" Americans.

It's actually like watching a size 14 woman try to cram herself into a pair of size 4 Seven jeans:
  • 1)it's painful to watch and
  • 2) the truth just ends up "spilling out" eventually.