A Think I May See a Problem Here....

Here's an interesting little story concerning the amount of tuition waivers being offered to illegal immigrants in the state of California:

http://www.sacbee.com/2010/04/01/2648006/illegal-immigrants-less-than-1.html

The story is a "in your face Republicans" type commentary poking fun at how only 1% of the college students in California are illegal immigrants.

First, I am surprised and alarmed...but not for the reasons you think. In a population that is scheduled to become infinitely larger in the next ten years....1% are getting a college education!!!!!

I may not be Dionne Warwick...but this scares the hell out of me. Looks like one of the fastest growing populations in America aren't too hip on furthering their education past free K-12.

Let's hear a 'hip hip hooray' for our large, minimally educated workforce of the future.

Dumb and Dumber

Now, don't get me wrong...I am not an avid Palin fan. In fact, you could say that my feelings towards her are similar to my feelings about World Series baseball...lukewarm and tempered with a spoonful of apathy.

However, there is NOTHING IN THIS WORLD that I find funnier than intellectual hypocrisy....seriously! Not even cheesecake!

Reid Thinks That Palin is an Absolute Moron!

Hmm...pretty big talk coming from a man that spent a year of his life writing a health bill that he can't keep straight. Maybe he should have written "Vote YES on health reform, Dumbass" on his palm....both times!

Oh Goody!

Looks like we all made out like bandits with Citigroup:

Citigroup Stock Sale Rakes in Big Bucks

This is SUCH good news...since Frannie and Freddie are gonna need it!

Freddie and Fannie Fall to the Great Empire

And they say we don't manufacture anything in the U.S. anymore...

We do so....we make REAR GEAR!

"What's Rear Gear?" you say.

I'll let the company's founder explain:

"Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side."

Get the whole amazing story here:

Has Consumerism Literally Become a Pain in the Butt?

Hmmm.....covering unsightly physical features....do they make these in face size? I could think of a few people I would like to see "geared".

My Prius Went "Autoban"....Sikes!

It looks like Toyota can close the books on their Cali Prius scandal:

It Couldn't Have Been Our Problem!

Interestingly enough, their initial test of their product before market didn't reveal any problems either. Hmmm....

Does Botox Lower IQ?

Oh Nancy...say it isn't so!

While you've nipped and tucked and pulled and plucked to look your very best, you've been robbed of not only your youth, but your intelligence as well! It's the botox...the botox, sweetheart!

Kabuki Pelosi and Her Delusional Grandstanding!

"What has happened in the last year, in the past year, in the United States Senate is a total obstruction by the Republican senators," Pelosi said.

How in the world does someone get to become the speaker of the house when they can't understand the concept of "SUPER MAJORITY"? It would actually be pathetic to hear her rant- over...and over....and OVER again- if her obstructionist song and dance wasn't political pandering aimed at confusing all of us "uneducated-about-the-process" Americans.

It's actually like watching a size 14 woman try to cram herself into a pair of size 4 Seven jeans:

• 1)it's painful to watch and
• 2) the truth just ends up "spilling out" eventually.

Cry Me a Freakin' River...

"In response to criticism from opponents seeking to defeat him in the Aug. 24 Republican primary, the four-term senator says he was misled by then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. McCain said the pair assured him that the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program would focus on what was seen as the cause of the financial crisis, the housing meltdown. "

McCain Tries to Weasel His Way Out

Please? Since when is propping up a public industry with tax dollars borrowed from ANOTHER COUNTRY been a sound, financial plan?

McCain insults the intelligence of Arizonians!