Oh Goody!

Looks like we all made out like bandits with Citigroup:

Citigroup Stock Sale Rakes in Big Bucks

This is SUCH good news...since Frannie and Freddie are gonna need it!

Freddie and Fannie Fall to the Great Empire

And they say we don't manufacture anything in the U.S. anymore...

We do so....we make REAR GEAR!

"What's Rear Gear?" you say.

I'll let the company's founder explain:

"Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side."

Get the whole amazing story here:

Has Consumerism Literally Become a Pain in the Butt?

Hmmm.....covering unsightly physical features....do they make these in face size? I could think of a few people I would like to see "geared".

My Prius Went "Autoban"....Sikes!

It looks like Toyota can close the books on their Cali Prius scandal:

It Couldn't Have Been Our Problem!

Interestingly enough, their initial test of their product before market didn't reveal any problems either. Hmmm....

Does Botox Lower IQ?

Oh Nancy...say it isn't so!

While you've nipped and tucked and pulled and plucked to look your very best, you've been robbed of not only your youth, but your intelligence as well! It's the botox...the botox, sweetheart!

Kabuki Pelosi and Her Delusional Grandstanding!

"What has happened in the last year, in the past year, in the United States Senate is a total obstruction by the Republican senators," Pelosi said.

How in the world does someone get to become the speaker of the house when they can't understand the concept of "SUPER MAJORITY"? It would actually be pathetic to hear her rant- over...and over....and OVER again- if her obstructionist song and dance wasn't political pandering aimed at confusing all of us "uneducated-about-the-process" Americans.

It's actually like watching a size 14 woman try to cram herself into a pair of size 4 Seven jeans:

• 1)it's painful to watch and
• 2) the truth just ends up "spilling out" eventually.

Cry Me a Freakin' River...

"In response to criticism from opponents seeking to defeat him in the Aug. 24 Republican primary, the four-term senator says he was misled by then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. McCain said the pair assured him that the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program would focus on what was seen as the cause of the financial crisis, the housing meltdown. "

McCain Tries to Weasel His Way Out

Please? Since when is propping up a public industry with tax dollars borrowed from ANOTHER COUNTRY been a sound, financial plan?

McCain insults the intelligence of Arizonians!

I Sure Am Glad......

That partisanship is a "Republican Only" club!

Reid Mouths "SCREW U" Across the Aisle

Every time I think he can't pull another rabbit out of his hat, another rodent emerges. While I appreciate his desire to cut government spending (*cough, cough, giggle*), it seems to me that Washington (Reid in particular) must think the average American WAIS score actually falls below 69!

There's only three possible reasons he would pull this stunt, folks:

1. He was ordered by the White House to do so to give Americans the IMPRESSION that the dems care about reigning in spending (Not bloody likely!)
2. He's setting the Repubs up to say "NO", thus proving that they don't care a thing about the citizens and they are obstructionists (Note the irony on THAT) or
3. He's hoping to glean that extra $60 billion for more NEVADA bacon deals (Listen for the sizzle).

Ummmm....NO!

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Are you serious? How could we possibly be missing you? The stench left from your corrupt mishandling of our country for 8 long years hasn't even begun to dissipate. What's the shelf life on "apathetic elitist warmonger" stink? Let's see.....8 trillion dollars in debt....over a period of 30 years...divided by a population of...